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　　内容：英语幽默故事

　　Midway Tactics

　　Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.

　　The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, Gigantic Sale! and Super Bargains!

　　The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, Prices Slashed! and Fantastic Discounts!

　　The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, ENTRANCE.

　　中间战术

　　三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。

　　右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：大减价!特便宜!

　　左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：大砍价!大折扣!

　　中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：入口处。

　　资料：A Shoe Pattern

　　Harry is eighteen now .He studies in a middle school .His parents like him very much and hope he can become a famous man .So they often tell him to study hard and they do all for him .They call him at six in the morning ,after breakfast his father takes him to school in a car and in the afternoon ,as soon as the young man comes back ,the supper is ready .Of course ,he never washes his clothes or goes to buy something in the shops .

　　Once Harrys father was sent to London on business .He would stay there for half a year .Leaving ,he told his wife to take good care of their son .The woman had to get up earlier and did all what her husband did before .And two months later she was so tied that she was ill in bed .Now the young man got into trouble .He couldnt do any housework .He had to do as his mother told him .Even he didnt know where to get on the bus !

　　Yesterday Harrys mother found his shoes were worn out and told him to buy a new pair in the shop .But he didnt know how to choose .The woman had a sign and gave him a shoe pattern and told him to buy a pair of shoes himself .Its Saturday today and Harry doesnt go to school .With a policemans help ,he found a shop .The shopkeeper was friendly to him .The man brought a lot of shoes and asked him to choose .When he was trying on a pair ,suddenly she remembered something and took them off .The man surprissed and asked ,Whats the matter ,young man

　　I am sorry ,Ive left the shoes pattern at home !